Musings on music, sports, life in general from Quincy, Illinois.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Eastern (warning) Story

The day before Easter, a man goes to Wal-Mart with his two sons. As they round the corner in the home improvement section, one son cuts off dad with the cart. Dad's little toe smashes into a decorative rock display, peeling the nail off the toe.

Dad stands there bleeding.

SON NO. 2: There must be a First Aid station here somewhere.

SON NO. 1: Dude, this is WAL-MART.

Dad goes back to the car, son No. 1 finishes shopping.

Moral of the story — shopping carts are hazardous to your health, and don't go shopping with your sons the day before Easter if you expect to hop around today.

HAPPY EASTER!

3 comments:

FRED said...

How about wear some real shoes?

Son 1 said...

Neither son was pushing a shopping cart. Dad's just that clumsy

RH said...

That apple doesn't fall from the tree ....