July 20

Happy birthday to my little brother, Stephen Randall Hart, who turns RFO in a hotel room in San Francisco today. 

I've been watching the Randy "Macho Man" DVD, courtesy of your H-W sports editor, Don O'Brien, and I strained my spleen laughing at the commentary of  Gorilla Monsoon, Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Bobby Heenan.

Quote of the day (maybe year): "Hebner is slow-counting, Gorilla!"

Four more days until vacation ..... Argh.