Rocky .... The problem with reading Tookie's blog is that some people actually think his nonsensical dribble means something and is accurate.
Don't be one of the three.
These aren't sweats, they are maroon snow pants. MAROON. As in, the color of America's university, Central Michigan. As in, the former Montreal Maroons hockey team.
Might be wearing them shortly just down the street from your abode ....